Login
New User

Welcome to That New Toy Smell
Saturday, September 22 2018 @ 12:43 PM CDT

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face

Reviews

It's time once again for Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk! In this week's installment, Suine Hallock has for us a look at the psychotic pizza chef known as Pizza Face! Click through to check him out!


 

RADICAL RETRO TURTLE TOY TALK! #5: EVIL INGREDIENTS, EVIL PIZZA!

Hey, all! Great to have you here again for another installment of RADICAL RETRO TURTLE TOY TALK! This week, we will visit with the crazy cordon bleu with a craving to cook up some Turtle tortellini. The shady chef I’m referring to is, of course, Pizzaface!

Now, with a name like Pizzaface, you would think he would be a favorite fellow of the Fab Four. Unfortunately, it is Shredder who greases the pan of this crooked kitchen hand, if you smell what the Foot is cookin’!  This figure, released in 1990, would be the only appearance Pizzaface would ever make in any of the Turtleverses. He did not appear in any of the TMNT cartoons, or in any other Turtle toy line. It is only through his file card that we learn the back-story of Pizzaface. After his plan to gain powers by baking himself in a Retromutagen oven was thwarted by the Turtles, who incidentally thought they were rescuing him, Pizzaface is looking to make minced meat out of our heroes.

 If New York City is the setting for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, then Pizzaface surely hails from Hell’s Kitchen. Just look at the mustachioed mug on this putrid pizza pie man! With eight teeth in his mouth and green slobber on his chin, this is one disgusting, and therefore awesome, face! Pizzaface’s skin is covered with scars, multicolored globs of gunk, bugs, and even a small “Mom” tattoo on his right shoulder. Tucked into his white apron, are non-detachable cooking utensils, such as squirt bottles, shakers, and a butcher knife, as well as what appears to be a dead turtle caught in a mousetrap. The rest of Pizzaface’s clothes are, like his skin, soiled with various culinary ingredients, bugs, and, of course, pizza. His attire includes a purple chef’s hat, a bright red tank top, a torn up pair of blue trousers, and a tattered brown boot.

No, that last sentence was not a typo. I meant only one, singular boot. While how he lost it is not exactly disclosed, Pizzaface has no right leg. The lack of this limb lowers Pizzaface’s points of articulation to four, with two shoulders, a neck, and a left hip. However, to overcome the loss of his leg, Pizzaface took a large pizza cutter, embedded it into a still-in-box Turtle pizza, and fashioned himself a Pizza Peg Leg!

Besides his Pizza Peg Leg, Pizzaface also comes with his Clever Cleaver, his Pizza Box Shield, and his Two Propelling Pizzas. The Clever Cleaver can either fit into Pizzaface’s left hand or be switched out with his Pizza Peg Leg for him to stand on. Also able to be held in his left hand is the aforementioned Pizza Peg Leg or the Pizza Box Shield, which seems to be a flattened box from Ninja Pizza, with a squished up pizza and weird weaponry bursting out. You then have your choice of toppings with the Two Propelling Pizzas: turtle & pepperoni, or rat, fishbone, & shuriken! Either of the Propelling Pizzas fits into Pizzaface’s right hand, allowing you to pose him taking aim at his enemies.

While Pizzaface did not make much of an impact on the world of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, he fits in just fine with the other figures from the first toy line. Now if you’ll excuse me, this review has really made me hungry! Is that wrong? If you have any questions or comments about this baker baddie, my column, or me, you’ll be able to reach me on the forums at VGLosers.com a little later. Right now, though, Pizzaface and I are heading to Papa John’s!

Maximum thanks for joining us, and we hope to see you again next time, for some more RADICAL RETRO TURTLE TOY TALK!

Additional Images:

 

 

PhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucketPhotobucket

40 comments

The following comments are owned by whomever posted them. This site is not responsible for what they say.
Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onFriday, July 15 2016 @ 07:08 AM CDT

Really, assignment writing company i appreciate the effort you made to share the post. The topic here i found was really effective to the topic which i was researching for a long time.

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onTuesday, March 28 2017 @ 04:22 AM CDT

Toys are all such items that are made for kids and children to play and entertain with these items and all such toys are important need for kids and children for their mental growth. Using assignment writing service for academic purposes as well as playing with toys are both important things for students.

galaxy note 8
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, April 27 2017 @ 11:22 PM CDT

 Samsung is soon going to unveil its upcoming Smartphone on Wednesday, March 29 and it is going to be released in New York.  The event is going to begin at 11:00 a.m. as this is  not the official details, but rumors are heating up and pointing the release date  sometime in April as well.   galaxy note 8

 

 
vlcplayer
Authored by: Anonymous onSaturday, September 23 2017 @ 04:52 AM CDT

 Are you looking out for the best streaming app on your device? iTube Apk is one of the best among all of the apps in the market for the Android device. itube apk download

 

 
itube iphone
Authored by: Anonymous onTuesday, October 10 2017 @ 03:36 AM CDT

iTube was discharged with the name Playtube and offered some restricted components. At that point the designers every minute of every day Apps Ltd. itube for iphone

 

 
Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onFriday, November 03 2017 @ 05:49 PM CDT

It is fine, nonetheless evaluate the information and facts around this correct. Write notes

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onSunday, November 05 2017 @ 01:04 AM CST

So it is interesting and very good written and see what they think about other people. Cougar

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onSunday, November 05 2017 @ 01:47 PM CST

I would recommend my profile is important to me, I invite you to discuss this topic. Save The Marriage

new year sayings
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, December 14 2017 @ 10:23 PM CST

 Cheerful New Year Messages 2018 Happy New Year is a major occasion that the majority of the general population around the globe might want to celebrate.  new year 2018 wallpapers

 

 
Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onFriday, December 15 2017 @ 02:05 AM CST

 It would be so easily to submit the good enough thought close to this good post with a help of submit article service, but sometimes some people select journal article submission. And I don’t really know what is the best assignment writing uk

mobdro not working on android
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, December 28 2017 @ 03:52 AM CST

 So what is it with the popular sinewy man in your gym? His muscles are simply adorable and yours is too lean even though you workout just as much, wondering why? Well the answer is simple.  mobdro not working for android

 

 
Sage Essential Oil
Authored by: Anonymous onSunday, January 21 2018 @ 09:10 AM CST

 Well, this got me thinking what otheWell, this got me thinking what other workouts are good for those of us who find ourselves on the road or have limited equipment options.r workouts are good for those of us who find ourselves on the road or have limited equipment options. Sage Essential Oil

Benefits of Snake Gourd
Authored by: Anonymous onTuesday, January 23 2018 @ 04:00 AM CST

 Great Article it its really informative and innovative keep us posted with new updates. its was really valuable. thanks a lot.  Benefits of Snake Gourd

Get Rid of Head Lice
Authored by: Anonymous onTuesday, January 23 2018 @ 03:23 PM CST

 This is a splendid website! I"m extremely content with the remarks!.Get Rid of Head Lice

How To Give A Hand Job
Authored by: Anonymous onWednesday, January 24 2018 @ 07:12 AM CST

 Writing with style and getting good compliments on the article is quite hard, to be honest.But you've done it so calmly and with so cool feeling and you've nailed the job. This article is possessed with style and I am giving good compliment. Best!  How To Give A Hand Job

ocean games
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, January 25 2018 @ 04:28 AM CST

This is a great post. I like this topic.This site has lots of advantage.I found many interesting things from this site. It helps me in many ways.Thanks for posting this again. ocean games

Health Benefits
Authored by: Anonymous onFriday, January 26 2018 @ 05:21 AM CST

 You might comment on the order system of the blog. You should chat it's splendid. Your blog audit would swell up your visitors. I was very pleased to find this site.I wanted to thank you for this great read!!   Health Benefits

Dorset Wedding Photographer
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, February 01 2018 @ 02:22 PM CST

Thank you for helping people get the information they need. Great stuff as usual. Keep up the great work!!!   Dorset Wedding Photographer

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onFriday, February 02 2018 @ 02:35 PM CST

 I was very pleased to find this site.I wanted to thank you for this great read!! I definitely enjoying every little bit of it and I have you bookmarked to check out new stuff you post.  best bourbon gifts

Radical Retro Twww.happyvalentinedayimages2018.com/urtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onTuesday, February 06 2018 @ 09:34 AM CST
I’ve read some good stuff here. Definitely worth bookmarking for revisiting. I surprise how much effort you put to create such a great informative website. http://www.happyvalentinedayimages2018.com/
http://valentinesdaypro.com/
Authored by: Anonymous onTuesday, February 06 2018 @ 10:53 AM CST

 Very useful post. This is my first time i visit here. I found so many interesting stuff in your blog especially its discussion. Really its great article. Keep it up. http://valentinesdaypro.com/

 
Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, February 08 2018 @ 04:12 AM CST

Nice post, keep up with this interesting work. It really is good to know that this topic is being covered also on this web site so cheers for taking time to discuss this! solar panel supplier

quitoplan
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, February 08 2018 @ 05:49 AM CST

 I really enjoy reading and also appreciate your work.    quitoplan

Wax Gourd
Authored by: Anonymous onWednesday, February 14 2018 @ 07:48 AM CST

 I really loved reading your blog. It was very well authored and easy to understand. Unlike other blogs I have read which are really not that good.Thanks alot!    Wax Gourd

www.hpprinterrepairshop.com
Authored by: Anonymous onWednesday, February 14 2018 @ 12:58 PM CST
This is very educational content and written well for a change. It's nice to see that some people still understand how to write a quality post.! www.hpprinterrepairshop.com
Guide to website traffic
Authored by: Anonymous onSaturday, March 03 2018 @ 01:22 PM CST

 I wish more writers of this sort of substance would take the time you did to explore and compose so well. I am exceptionally awed with your vision and knowledge.   Guide to website traffic

testbanklive
Authored by: Anonymous onSunday, March 04 2018 @ 04:32 AM CST

 Great post! I am actually getting ready to across this information, is very helpful my friend. Also great blog here with all of the valuable information you have. Keep  up the good work you are doing here.   testbanklive

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onMonday, March 12 2018 @ 03:21 AM CDT

 

Very well written blog on Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk which would be the only appearance Pizza face would ever make in any of the Turtleverses. Being as a dissertation writer, I am glad to read this blog and also like to discuss about it at www.dissertationhelp.uk (which is most authenticate dissertation help providers in UK) with my group of dissertation writers. And see what they say about it.

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onWednesday, March 14 2018 @ 04:17 AM CDT

 Enjoying reading your blog about Pizzaface which also comes with his Clever Cleaver, Pizza Box Shield, and Two Propelling Pizzas. I would like to suggest this blog with my friend who also interested in radical retro turtle and also working with me at Assignment Help Folks - http://www.assignmenthelpfolks.com/ which is one of the top leading assignment editing services providers in Australia.  

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onMonday, April 09 2018 @ 02:29 AM CDT

I am keen to having talk on Radical Retro Turtle as well as psychotic pizza chef known as Pizza Face! For pizza lovers, this is good to know about Pizzaface and students who are getting assignment help from the assignment experts at Secure Assignment Help, sure love to try food at this place.

lordzio game
Authored by: Anonymous onWednesday, April 18 2018 @ 04:40 PM CDT

 wow, great, I was wondering how to cure acne naturally. and found your site by google, learned a lot, now i’m a bit clear. I’ve bookmark your site and also add rss. keep us updated..   lordzio game

 

keralalotteryresult
Authored by: Anonymous onFriday, May 04 2018 @ 07:27 AM CDT

 I was taking a gander at some of your posts on this site and I consider this site is truly informational! Keep setting up..   keralalotteryresult.com

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, May 17 2018 @ 02:12 AM CDT

A Radical Retro Turtle game lovers also grateful to know about have you here again for another instalment of radical retro turtle toy talk.

Jack,

Provider of assignment help for students at Quality Dissertation

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, June 21 2018 @ 02:51 PM CDT

 If your looking for Online Illinois license plate sticker renewaIf your looking for Online Illinois license plate sticker renewals then you have need to come to the right place.We offer the fastest Illinois license plate sticker renewals in the state.  happy wheels gamels then  you have need to come to the right place.We offer the fastest Illinois license plate sticker renewals in the state. 

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onSaturday, June 23 2018 @ 01:10 PM CDT

 My friend mentioned to me your blog, so I thought I’d read it for myself. Very interesting insights, will be back for more!  

happy wheels game

play happy wheels

happy wheels

happy wheels demo

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onMonday, July 02 2018 @ 05:10 AM CDT
Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onThursday, July 19 2018 @ 08:14 AM CDT

  planes. die cast trucks. train sets. etc. so toys are not only for kids. most adults that grew up with the toys... Han Solo Brown Jacket

Radical Retro Turtle Toy Talk: Pizza Face
Authored by: Anonymous onMonday, July 23 2018 @ 02:11 AM CDT

This is a great posting/question here. I can't...the beginning of the decade was a good overall team could score, could. defense. Now take this year's team. Okay. Avengers Infinity War Robert Downey Jr Jacket